Thursday 25 November 2010

Smile For You














Smiling is infectious; you catch it like a the flu, When someone smiled at me today, I started smiling too. I passed around the corner and someone saw my grin. When he smiled I realised I'd passed it on to him. I thought about that smile then I realised its worth, A single smile, just like mine could travel round the earth. So if you feel a smile begin, don't leave it undetected Let's start and epidemic quick, and get the world infected. Everyone needs a smile :DD

Britain English vs Malaysian English

WHEN GIVING A CUSTOMER BAD NEWS
Britons: I'm sorry, Sir, but we don't seem to have the sweater you want in your size, but if you give me a moment, I can call the other outlets for you.
Malaysians: No Stock.

RETURNING A CALL
Britons: Hello, this is John Smith. Did anyone page for me a few moments ago?
Malaysians: Hello, who page?

ASKING SOMEONE TO MAKE WAY
Britons: Excuse me, I'd like to get by. Would you please make way?
Malaysians: S-kew me

WHEN SOMEONE OFFERS TO PAY
Britons: Hey, put your wallet away, this drink is on me.
Malaysians: No-need, lah.

WHEN ASKING FOR PERMISSION
Britons: Excuse me, but do you think it would be possible for me to enter through this door?
Malaysians: (pointing the door) can ar?

WHEN ENTERTAINING
Britons: Please make yourself right at home.
Malaysians: Don't be shy, lah!

WHEN DOUBTING SOMEONE
Britons: I don't recall you giving me the money.
Malaysians: Where got?

WHEN DECLINING AN OFFER
Britons: I'd prefer not to do that, if you don't mind.
Malaysians: Don't want la.../Want meh?...

IN DISAGREEING ON A TOPIC OF DISCUSSION
Britons: Err. Tom, I have to stop you there. I understand where you're coming from, but I really have to disagree with what you said about the issue.
Malaysians: You mad, ah?

WHEN ASKING SOMEONE TO LOWER THEIR VOICE
Britons: Excuse me, but could you please ! lower your voice, I'm trying to concentrate over here.
Malaysians: Shut up lah!

WHEN ASKING SOMEONE IF HE/SHE KNOWS YOU.
Britons: Excuse me, but I noticed you staring at me for some time.. Do I know you?
Malaysians: See what, see what?

WHEN ASSESSING A TIGHT SITUATION
Britons: We seem to be in a bit of a predicament at the moment.
Malaysians: Die-lah!!

WHEN TRYING TO FIND OUT WHAT HAD HAPPENED
Britons: Will someone tell me what has just happened?
Malaysians: Wat happen, why like that....

WHEN SOME ONE DID SOMETHING WRONG
Britons: This isn't the way to do it here let me show you,
Malaysians: Like that also don't know how to do...

WHEN ONE IS ANGRY
Britons: Would you mind not disturbing me
Malaysians:Celaka u

p/s: NO OFFENCE. Malaysian slang and accent, you cant help it sometimes but not all Malaysian speak like that.

Wednesday 17 November 2010

BlackPool, England


WRAP UP WARM!!!
Before you could even feel the wind, you would see many people on the street with messy hair blown by strong wind. Umbrella is not at all useful on rainy day coz it just end up inside out. Your hair might tangle up by the end of the day, so girls, bring your combs if thats helpful ;p
Your hair could be like this.

Blackpool is a town situated along the seaside of North West England. Its one and a half hour away from Manchester on the train. Blackpool is still heavily dependent on tourism since more than a hundred year ago. However, the population growth has levelled off for some reason. I've been to Blackpool 5 times myself so i think its probably a bit sick to go again. I went the first time with my friends, twice with my family and twice for uni project[site visit].
Summer is definitely the best time to enjoy the sun, clear sky, seashore and beauty of the town. Make sure you pick the right day though, otherwise you'd be drenched in the rain. You won't want to go during the end of the season. The local people leave for travelling and many shops are shut til Easter from 5th November. The town would be literally dead for nearly half a year, hence the name. This is interesting coz it happens only in Blackpool as I was told.
Everytime I go, I come across new things, which it good despite how many times I've been.

Been for 5times and took over 300pics.
There are a few interesting landmarks in blackpool which I thought it was worth visiting:
Blackpool Tower

Mini Golf Land


Coral Island - One of the Amusement Park

North, Central and South Pier

Main Street

There are more places of interest [without pics]
like: Pleasure Beach, The Winter Garden, Sandcastle Water Park, Beach&Seashore, Blackpool Zoo. Btw, many people love the special atmosphere in the town, as well as the spectacular illuminations which were simply breathtaking.

Visit BlackPool by chance and let me know if its BlackPool/BlackPOO ;p

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Monday 15 November 2010

Flash Back of Old Times


26-09-2008 family portrait of the year. [favourite above all pics]

Looking at the calendar, am thinking how time passes in just a blink of eyes.
Its been a year and 2months now in the uk.
And I'm doing good, thank you ;p
Thank God that I'm very well-taken care of by the lovely people and friends around me. Everything has been coming along alright so far. Manchester is just nice for me despite of the gloomy weather throughout the year. I've been picking up students various kinds of accent in the city. And its the variety that makes my interests for English boost further.

UK-United Kingdom!!! Just seemed how impossible I am to be here right now. Remember the song 'London Bridge Is Falling Down", which I came across at the age of 3, when I didn't even know what was actually sang out of my lips. Well, my point is, London used to appear to be a long way off from me, a beautiful spot in the world which I couldn't reach. I didn't think I would actually be in UK someday, yet indeed God's grace has brought me through my dreams. Being far away from home, its no doubt that I'm missing home lotsss, and still I truly do...

冷笑话‏




1. 蚯蚓一家这天很无聊,小蚯蚓就把自己切成两段打羽毛球去了;
蚯蚓妈妈觉得这方法不错,就把自己切成四段打麻将去了;
蚯蚓爸爸想了想,就把自己切成了肉末。
蚯蚓妈妈哭着说:“你怎么这么傻?切这么碎会死 的!”
蚯蚓爸爸弱弱地说:“……突然想踢足球。”


2. 龟兔赛跑.....兔子很快跑到前面去了......
乌龟看到一只蜗牛爬得很慢很慢.....对他说:你上来,我背你吧.....然后......蜗牛就上来了......
过了一会....乌龟又看到一只蚂蚁....对他说:你也上来吧....于是蚂蚁也上来了。
蚂蚁上来以后......看到上面的蜗牛......对他说了句:你好!你们知道蜗牛说什么吗?
蜗牛说:你抓紧点,这乌龟好快.......


3. 五元钱被犯罪团伙绑架了,打电话给百元钞:“喂!
你儿子在这里,不想我们撕票就用自己来 换他!”
百元钞想了一下说:“撕吧,撕了你们连5块钱都没有了!”


4. 有一对男女正在吃晚餐,那个女生一直问那个男生:你爱不爱我?
男生看了女生一眼又继续吃晚餐。
女生很生气又再问了一次:你爱不爱我?
男生终于说:爱!
女生又问:那你要怎么证明?
忽然男生从口袋里拿了三十元出来,并问女生:你有没有十元?
生拿了十元给了男生......
男生就把四十元放在桌上,过了一会儿.....
女生很生气的问男生:你到底要不要证明你爱我啊!
男生说:我己经证明了啊!四十摆在眼前!


5. 有一天,一家失火了,爸爸妈妈都逃出来了,
只剩下一个儿子还在里面。妈妈很紧张的在屋 外大喊:
“儿子.....你在干吗......都失火了还不出来......”
儿子回答:“我在穿袜子阿.....”
妈妈又说,“都失火了还穿什么袜子....”
过了五分钟,儿子还没出来......
妈妈又紧张的喊,“儿子,你到底在干什么?
快出来~都失火了,还待在里面.....”
儿子说,“我在脱袜子阿........”


6. 有个人到河边钓鱼,先穿了个树叶~半天没鱼上钩,
他又换了块面包~一样半天没鱼上钩~
没办法他只好去换蚯蚓~一样还是半天没鱼上钩~~
他气愤之下掏一张百元大炒扔入水中大骂:
“他*的,要吃什么!自己去买!”


7. “我看不清太远的东西,”病人对眼科医生说。
“请跟我来,”医生把病人带到外面,用手指着天上的太阳,问道,“你看那是什么?”
“太阳。”病人回答。
“那你还想看多远!”

8. 有一天动物们在关公庙前面闻到很臭的味道。
蛇说:我这么小不会放这么臭的屁,一定是牛。
牛说:我是吃草的不会放这么臭的屁
猪说:放屁的人一定会脸红。
忽然关公冲了出来,把猪打飞说:说了多少次了,我脸红是天生的。


9. 有个人一天碰到上帝,上帝突然大发善心打算给那人一个愿望......
上帝问,你有什么愿望吗?那个人想了想,听说猫都有9条命,那请您赐给我9条命吧。
上帝说:好,你的愿望实现咯。
一天,那个人闲来无聊,如说去死一死算了,反正有9条命嘛,就躺在铁轨上......
结果一辆火车开过去.....那人还是死了,这是为什么呢?因为那列火车的车厢有10节。


10. 一天,殡仪馆送来了三个人,说也奇怪,他们死后的笑容都是^_^......
殡仪馆管理员很纳闷的问警察:为什么他们死后的脸竟然会是^_^呢?
警察说:这.....说来话长.....你看左边那个人,他是跟她老婆在共度春宵时.....
在最激情的那一 刻,受不了,挂了。
管理员就回答说:唉.....人在花下死,做鬼也风流。那中间那一个是怎么死的?
警察:中间那一个喔,他呀,真是人间惨剧,他走在路上,忽然听见自己中了头彩,
奖金7亿 多......他开心的哈哈大笑时,却被迎面而来的车给撞上了,结果,挂了。
管理员回答说:唉,他真的是没有福气享受这荣华富贵的后半辈子。那剩下的这一个呢?
警察:这一个死的就有点可怜了,他是爬上树的时候被雷给劈死的。
管理员回答说:这就有点不对了,被雷劈到为什么还会笑呢....
警察说:因为他爬上树后,突然一道闪电...... 他以为......有人给他拍照......

Saturday 13 November 2010

Women In Uniforms


Russian Army

Indian Army

US Army

Korean Army
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Finally,
the Pakistan Army




Strange Buildings In The World

Solar Furnace -Odeillo, France-

Air Force Academy Chapel -Colorado, United States-

Container City -London, United kingdom-

Bahá'í House of Worship a.k.a Lotus Temple -Delhi, India-

Guggenheim Museum -Bilbao, Spain-

Wall House -Groningen, Netherlands-

Grand Lisboa -Macao-

The National Library -Minsk, Belarus-

Ryugyong Hotel -Pyongyang, North Korea-

The Hole House -Texas, United States-

Shoe House -Pennsylvania, United States-

Stone House -Guimarães, Portugal-

Mind House -Barcelona, Spain-

Manchester Civil Justice Centre -Manchester, United Kingdom-

Kettle House -Texas, United States-

Calakmul building a.k.a La Lavadora a.k.a The Washing Machine -Mexico-

Dancing Building -Prague, Czech Republic-

Chapel in the Rock -Arizona, United States-

The Crooked House -Sopot, Poland-
Forest Spiral - Hundertwasser Building -Darmstadt, Germany-
The Torre Galatea Figueres -Spain-
Ferdinand Cheval Palace a.k.a Ideal Palace -France-
The Basket Building -Ohio, United States-
Kansas City Public Library -Missouri, United States-
Wonderworks -Orlando, Florida, United States-
Habitat 67 -Montreal, Canada-
Cubic Houses -Rotterdam, Netherlands-
Hang Nga Guesthou se a.k.a Crazy House -Vietnam-
The Ufo House -Sanjhih, Taiwan-
Nakagin Capsule Tower -Tokyo, Japan-
Erwin Wurm: House Attack -Viena, Austria-
Wooden Gagster House -Archangelsk, Russia-
Ripley's Building -Ontario, Canada-